She is a major attention seeker, who cuts her self for no reason, stinks of crack, hits her mam, loves online dating at the age of 16, biggest emo, lives in darlo, DIRTY SKET!!!!
Friend: What's up Maria
Maria: Cutting myself because I cant keep a boyfriend
Friend: You are just attention seeking
Maria: Cutting myself because I cant keep a boyfriend
Friend: You are just attention seeking
by WhoGives2 September 30, 2019
Maria is a girl who is really shy and cautious, but when you get to know her she is really nice. She is fourteen years old and bisexual. Her boyfriend Colton is also very protective of her.
by Aura Lunar uwu September 12, 2020
by Willeee August 20, 2007
A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.
by Mariano L. April 01, 2006
by Funny girl ok November 04, 2013
by mamajama444444444 June 18, 2009
Maria is a whore who likes to sleep around. She also plays all the guys she meets. Catch Maria telling you how she can meet you somewhere to fuck or to hang out and then she wont text you the day of and will go with her friends to Chinook.
Oh heyyyyy<3 Ill meet you tommorow and we can chill. ily so much.
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
next day: oh theres that sweet boy im gonna hug another guy who thinks im his bitch and then ditch the other boy and make him stay with my awkward friends. maria is a bitch
by guy sexy man November 23, 2018