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conservative decision making

A term used by management when they attempt to look good to the inspectors, bill collectors, media, and regulators as to why they will not attempt to follow previously set rules and regulations.

This term is often used when something is taken past normal limitations and specifications.

This decision often saves the company from short term expenses and explanations but in a longer time frame can cost several times more than the early simple fix would have.
Employee: Sir, there is no oil in the engine and the manual says to immediately shut down and fill with oil.
Manager: After looking at the problem, we have used our conservative decision making that the engine must still be ran for the time being until we have the funds and a good time to add oil.

2 days later.
Employee: Well sir, I told you there was no oil in the engine and due to our conservative decision making we decided to keep it running but it now will no longer operate until we buy a replacement engine.
by Workerbees February 14, 2012
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The Art of Masking

When properly handling or wearing a face mask is far from obvious, because a disturbing number of mask wearers are quasi-clueless how to properly protect themselves against the coronaviruses and their variants.
Like common sense that isn’t common after all, the general population needs to be continually exposed to the art of masking through health awareness campaigns to avoid preventable corona infections or deaths.
by MathPlus November 1, 2021
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Making out with Tom Selleck

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.
I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!
by The Canadian Madman October 2, 2009
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Stairway Marking

A method of marking assignments in which the marker throws said assignments down a set of stairs and marks them according to the distance travelled.
"These need to be completed by tomorrow, and it's nearly time to sleep. Time to use the stairway marking method!'
-Teacher
by Base Kadaver November 7, 2010
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love making

When two people really into it and no one is being selfish. Both parties trying to please each other.
Ooooohhh, love making-baby hold me tight-pull me close to you, press our bodies together, let me caress you and suck ya tits
by Lover Girl1 May 6, 2008
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Making Bagel Bites

The art involving making bagel bites..
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance
by Dikembe Mutumbo March 23, 2004
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