School lunch

The principal wants to poison students so they think our school system is some what ok but in reality it’s worse than the government of Sudan.

“Hey you getting school lunch?”
“Nah, I’m not trying to wake up dead”

by Paluchinator March 24, 2018

pocket lunch

a lunch that could fit in a pocket but is in a lunch box

Sean has a pocket lunch, only a granola bar and a wallet ( things you can put in your pocket) ( but are in a lunch box)

by Big Macols May 16, 2023

lunch at chili's

Term used to indicate an impending termination of employment. This is a take off of Jerry Maguire's "lunch at Cronin's" where Bob Sugar took Jerry to fire him.

George's sales were way off and he is expecting to have lunch at Chili's.

by FatherGuido December 23, 2009

Lunch With Maury

A completely over the top and usually discriminating, incriminating, hateful, spiteful, porn-like, insulting, passive-aggressive, aggressive, pain-inflicting-for-entertainment-based talk show produced by the JinxedReverend Corporation. It really just seems to be a bunch of JinxedReverend employees making people's life hell (quite frequently including other JinxedReverend employees).

The most frequent hosts are:
Jimmy, Jinx and Mr Happy.

The corporation that produces Lunch With Maury seem to keep it so it is only accessable to a certain audience but it's due for wide release early 2009.

Lunch With Maury is nothing more than an hour of mockery, sadism, pornographic situations and cruel contests which nobody can really win.

by restrictedaccesstelevision August 6, 2008

Lunch Bar

When a gay guy pulls his dick out of his partner's butt and it looks like it's covered in chocolate and peanuts.

Claudio was shocked at how much of a lunch bar Cal's ass had made his dick

by Urban Dix December 16, 2019

Saturday Lunch

The act of Circumcision when a Rabbi upon cutting off the baby's foreskin with his teeth, consumes said foreskin by sucking on the baby's penis in a circular motion followed by a $30 dollar fee. Only available on Saturdays at the local synagogue.

Rabbi Epstein: *Begins using scissors to cut the boy*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*

by TheCheff March 5, 2020

lunch-ish

A term used to describe a time, generally between 11:00AM and 2:00PM when it is socially acceptable/expected that the mid day meal (i.e. lunch) be consumed.

Though the specific times have been argued though recent history the aforementioned times are generally accepted in the modern professional world.

When are you going to the bar?

Around lunch-ish dude, duh.

by engineerscake July 28, 2013