School lunch

The principal wants to poison students so they think our school system is some what ok but in reality it’s worse than the government of Sudan.

“Hey you getting school lunch?”
“Nah, I’m not trying to wake up dead”

by Paluchinator March 24, 2018

lunch-ish

A term used to describe a time, generally between 11:00AM and 2:00PM when it is socially acceptable/expected that the mid day meal (i.e. lunch) be consumed.

Though the specific times have been argued though recent history the aforementioned times are generally accepted in the modern professional world.

When are you going to the bar?

Around lunch-ish dude, duh.

by engineerscake July 28, 2013

Saturday Lunch

The act of Circumcision when a Rabbi upon cutting off the baby's foreskin with his teeth, consumes said foreskin by sucking on the baby's penis in a circular motion followed by a $30 dollar fee. Only available on Saturdays at the local synagogue.

Rabbi Epstein: *Begins using scissors to cut the boy*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*

by TheCheff March 5, 2020

lunch light

A traffic light that takes a long time (usually 2-3 minutes) to change to green.

This is what I call a lunch light. I could be having my lunch while I'm waiting for it to change to green.

by Genuine Nerd April 25, 2010

Lunch Bar

When a gay guy pulls his dick out of his partner's butt and it looks like it's covered in chocolate and peanuts.

Claudio was shocked at how much of a lunch bar Cal's ass had made his dick

by Urban Dix December 16, 2019

blowing lunch

(n./gerund) A euphemism for the act of vomiting or, for the more colorful imagination, puking one's guts out from over-eating and/or over-consumption of alcohol.

I ate 35 stuffed shrimp and drank 27 White Russians, then I was blowing lunch and enjoying them both a second time.

I drank four cases of beer and I was blowing lunch like there was no tomorrow.

by Rick Roberson March 2, 2009

packing lunches

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.

Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!

by mcfisha January 25, 2008