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I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."
MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.
by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012
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Lunchy

1. stupid; dull-witted.
2. carefree or irresponsible.
3. Mentally incompetent.

From the idiom out to lunch.
" I knew the kid was lunchy but not this fucking lunchy!"
by Gregorys Pecker January 17, 2009
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Lunchin'

Trippin' in a humorous, but not always hilarious manner.
Dude, quit lunchin'; I am lunchin' hard; Man, you are lunchin'
by Kurt Kampschroeder September 23, 2005
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Eat your lunch

(v) To own/bully/beat someone.

Saying generally used in the sport of lacrosse for trashtalk
by Natedogggg June 9, 2011
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lunch

1. The second meal of the day, except for college students where it's the first meal of the day.
2. The mid-day break from the work place (usually 60 minutes), though sometimes used for work-related social interactions.
3. (out to ~) crazy
1. (YAWN) Damn, it's one o'clock. We have to get lunch before the cafeteria closes.

2. I'm going on lunch break right now. Let's do lunch tomorrow and discuss this further.

3. My boss is really out to lunch. No, I mean figuratively -- she's nuts.
by Bill M. July 28, 2004
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Lunch Meat Slap

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.
Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
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post lunch syndrome

Parody of Pms. A condition where one is sleepy after a meal, normally not a problem at home where you can sleep. However this condition is a danger at school or at work. Under this condition, a person feels tired, not able to think too clearly, and wants to sleep on the spot.
post lunch syndrome

After lunch

Student comes to class tired, walks over to desk and sits down. Soon after the teachers starts class the student falls asleep.

Student: ZZzzzZZZ *snore*
Teacher: "Wake up!" *hits desk with a yardstick* *Student wakes up startled and abruptly.* "Are you having post lunch syndrome?"
by Jonrod January 26, 2009
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