lover cover

1.When a person lies about the quality of sex they're having with their partner because they love them and don't want to put them down, either to a friend or to the partner themselves.

person 1: So, you and Jess finally do it?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?

by LouDogintheVan August 21, 2009

sasquatch lover

v. guys who sleeps with grotesquely large, hairy women and tries to justify it as ok

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!

by unhelpful1 July 5, 2010

ginger lover

One who is attracted to the redheads.

The Doctor is totally a ginger lover he can't get enough of Amy Pond.

by CW Muggleton June 16, 2014

Liberty Lover

Identifying with the sexual fetish of liberty and all things pertaining to it.

"With the help of liberty lovers everywhere, I would like to put forth my candidacy for president..." ~Rand Paul "

Dude i'm so partiotic I'm a liberty lover

by jonbgood April 7, 2015

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Inmate lover

A corrections officer who falls in love with one of the prisoners. This person is typically dirty (bringing in contraband such as k2, weed, cell phones etc).

These activities endanger fellow officers and ultimately the inmate lover themselves.

“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.

“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.

by Inmate lover HATER February 20, 2019

butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them

My girlfriend is a butthole lover

by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018