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lanced

A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.
Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?
by ChristinaFL November 7, 2006
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Lance

Little scrawny boy, no friends, no life, no clout, no bitches. Dick rides his cousins that start with the following: Kyle or Leandre. Dick rides his friends. Small penis to the point where it’s microscopic. Lonely, but has his lil bro with him. He’s also fruity and ALWAYS son his man period whenever you do the slightest thing like breathing or some shit.
Bro why do you always gotta pull off a Lance
by tuhmayto June 21, 2019
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Lance

shit or poop, to shit, or shat or shitting.
1) Oh man i just lanced my pants!
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad
by toomey hahaha <3 October 24, 2008
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Lanced

To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)
I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.
by WahDahTah September 25, 2010
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lanceford

Good looking lad who is caring at heart. Get to know him, he is a little bit broken, however has the ability to make anyone smile and make their day. He also has a long cock.
Guy: Look it's Lanceford!!
People: Ohhh Lance is on the the bus, Lance is on the bus....what up Lance?
by Cliffhood February 20, 2017
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Lancehole

A Lancehole is a person who is a jerk, and an asshole which likes yaoi.
Bruh, you really be watching yaoi again? What a Lancehole.
by theoDr December 7, 2019
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Lance Hill

When a male puts both testicles into his anus.
Hey babe, wanna try the Lance Hill again before bed?
by LaggyKnees420 June 4, 2020
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