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take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"
by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009
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liposuction

to lay dinosour eggs then go dance with them in africa!
you need to go get liposuction.
by HockeyStar1 September 30, 2007
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Moose-Lipping

The act of a female squating over another person, place, or thing with their vagina. The female version of "Tea Bagging".
Ex 1: Sara totally moose-lipped the holy hell outta Paige!

Ex 2:"Hey you nasty whores, let's wait for Deb to fall asleep and do some moose-lipping!!

Ex 3: I'm not kissing that moose-lipping victim of a mother, she's dirty.
by Maddmatt4life July 30, 2010
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lippy

what those weird british people call lipstick
If I wear lippy, it will get all over my partner.
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Lipper

Shorter term for nigger lipper. A universal word for slobbering on the rolled marijuana cigar(blunt).
Don't smoke with him he's a lipper.
Nasty lipper.
I pulled out this blunt to smoke with my friend but forgot he was a lipper. So when I got the blunt back it was all slobbered on.
by Samurai High Willie April 4, 2010
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lipping

Biting, without the use of teeth. To lip, simply pull your lips in then bite someone as you normally would. Feels like being bitten by grandmothers.
I heard him say that he's been lipping her. Yeah, it's pretty serious.
by The Lipinator May 31, 2011
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Blue Lipper

Man, look at that Blue Lipper walking around with his Winger shirt on.
by TheBear311 December 30, 2007
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