linus torvalds

Linus Torvalds is the genius from Finland who created Linux and wrote the first Linux kernel. He is an extremely talented programmer and yet he's very modest. (The guy doesn't even make a profit from any of the distributions of Linux out there.) He is the total opposite of Microsoft's Bill Gates (who fears the growth that Linux has experienced in the past 14 years). Linus is a creative, good natured programmer who derives satisfaction from putting out an open source OS that actually works. On the other hand, Bill Gates is an unoriginal person, who likes destroying small companies, and derives satisfaction from making grossly unnecessary gobs of money from selling software that crashes often.

Power to the penguin!

by RC January 17, 2005

Linus religion

Linslam. A religion with roots in a small sims/games discord that involves the practice of praising linus. It is a semi closed religion that requires a sacrifice of a left toe to join. After joining practitioners must praise 3 times a day and refer to themselves as children of Linus. Outside of the religion petitioners are called Linuslims.

Did you here how Cindy converted to the Linus religion.

by Child of linus January 22, 2020

Linus Tech Tips

When you drop something mostly if it is expensive
often refered to as LTT

oh I linus Tech Tips this RTX 2080 ti
oh sorry man, i LTT'd your Phone

by NurMu March 16, 2020

Linus

The Most alpha Male to ever exist and gets all the bitches

Girl 1: Holy Shit is that Linus I want to fuck him so bad!
Girl 1: Yeah Me too

by AlphaLinus October 30, 2019

linuxoid

A computer geek whose brain is totally devoured by the Linux operating system. Sleeps in a server room, feeds on beer and cramps extracted from the keyboard, wears a shapeless checkered shirt and old stained jeans, never shaves or visits a hairdresser.

The best alarm clock for a linuxoid is
"at 07:00 >mplayer -playlist 123.m3u".
You wake up at 6:58 wondering why it doesn't play and run to the computer to check if there are any bugs

by veraptor April 15, 2009

linx

to pass something or call someone

linx me a fork
ill linx ur cellie

by raheem February 22, 2004

Linx

To give someone something

"Yo Alex,linx me some weed"
"who gave you that fubu outfit? Dre linxed it to me"

by Alex May 13, 2005