linkin park 

Band that i liked from 6th to 8th grade when i relized how annoying their screaming gets after awhile.
they wouldnt be so bad if they didnt scream so much.

Me in 6th grade, "Wow I love Linkin Park they are awesome."

Me now, "Wow Linkin Park sucks cock, their fuckin screaming is really annoying."

linkin park by Sexy Ben July 23, 2008

linkin park 

Also known as "linkin crap" because of their huge (lack of) talent. An mtv band like many others that suddendly appeared on the charts, and suddendly disappeared.
They played a style called "nu-metal", an abreviation for "newb-metal", a style that was born when teenagers who didn't even know how to play decently an instrument tried to compose songs like real metal bands like Megadeth, Iron Maiden, etc. The result could only be a disaster.

male A: Hi sweetheart!
male B: Hi cutie!
male A: what are you listening to?
male B: linkin park! man they're so hot. their singer screams so loud..it seems like he's being sodomized.. and that brings great memories of you and me..
male A: yes...i'll never forget that night and that garden..
male B: it was so sweet. I never walked the same way after that.. *sigh*

linkin park by ze boda September 15, 2008

Linkin Park 

A mediocre to terrible band that loves to sing about running away from things. This is not opinion, as I have true proof that they love to talk about running away, shown under examples.

In The End: Saying its over, running away from the past
Crawling: Crawling away
Run Away: Self-explanatory
Place In My Head: Trying to run away from voices in his head, possibily even his own head. The singer has yet to discover that it is impossible to run away from something attached to your head.
Somewhere I Belong: Singing about running away to somewhere he belongs.

These are only a few examples of many Linkin Park songs.

Linkin Park by Jotgga91 October 3, 2006

Linkin park.

Call them what you will, Linkin Park is still nu metal garbage. Their lyrics are maudlin and cliche and reflexive only of stupid teenage emotion. (Apparently the singers are pissed about being ignored in high school. Give me a fucking break.)

The real kicker is that their fans think they are "hardcore" because they listen to this tripe.

Good god, do they actually have a period at the end of their name??? And people abide by this nonsense??!!

Linkin park. by scene whore April 13, 2005

Linkin Park 

An undeservingly popular rock/hip hop hybrid. Mostly popular amongst teenagers who are under the illusion that their music is edgy, hardcore, or even dangerous. Consists most notably of at least two DJs, a very bad rapper, and an almost worse singer.

Linkin Park is a rolla-coasta... While at first it may seem dangerous, it is actually very safe as long as you are over 48 inches tall.

Linkin Park by EBM July 15, 2008

linkin park 

A stupid corporate "rap/rock" band that teenage girls and confused boys listen to.

They come from Agura Hills, California (Probably the whitest and most middle-class city in Los Angeles County), and currently live, from what I've heard, in Orange County (No explanation needed). They all grew up, white, (I guess for the rapper, Japanese) privileged, middle-class teenagers, so what on earth could they possible be angry about?

Nothing, yet all the pre-teens eat it up, constantly buying they're crappy merchandise (There's SO much of it) and they're bland albums.

And BTW, they have the worst lyrics of any band EVER. They're corny, predictable, and my god what a horrible rapper.

The only reason Linkin Park is famous is because it's accessible. They're melodies and choruses are catchy, and since they're not talking about controversial topics (Like Rage against the machine) all of the soccer moms let they're kids listen to them.

And no, they're not metal. I don't care if they're Electronica or Nu metal or whatever, real metal is NEVER corporate...

linkin park by Yurihex September 30, 2007

Shit Licking McAssfuck 

Meaning that you lick shit and that you fuck ass.

Hey Dude, you are a shit licking Mcassfuck. you blow on cock.

Shit Licking McAssfuck by Shit Fucking McAss Shit May 16, 2010