listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

Two Liter Abortion

When someone inserts a two liter into a pregnant woman and stomps on it, causing her to miscarry. This act does not require consent between both parties, however it is strongly recommended.

Chad: Hey, did you hear about that chick on the news?
Mallory: I heard she was given a two liter abortion without her consent and died from the resulting blood loss.
Posta: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

by Hudson Highbrow August 29, 2009

Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

by Fig boy December 17, 2018

literally

People often confuse this word with figuratively.

-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.

by Built2Spill November 17, 2004

Net Literacy

Net Literacy is the process of increasing computer access, computer and Internet literacy, and Internet safety and financial literacy awareness together with a users own personal interest to create a value proposition that results in an indivdual understanding the value of boadband and the Internet. Net Literacy results in digital inclusion. A youth empowered organization uses Net Literacy process in a wiki-management style to increase digital inclusion.

Organizations that use the Net Literacy process reduce the digital divide by increasing digital inclusion.

by TheWiseOwl July 26, 2009

literally lollin'

everyone knows that when you say lol, you mean you think it's funny. usually you don't actually laugh.

literally lollin' is on that rare occasion that you actually laugh at something someone sends in an IM, text message, comment, etc., etc.

dude 1: crap dude my cat just jumped on my keyboard and now i'm staring a gay porn site in the face.

dude 2: haha, literally lollin' dude.

by just Jonny August 20, 2009

Low Lifer

A person who spends a massive amount of time doing something that wont benefit their life at all, Such as a person who plays Call of duty: Modern Warfare2, 24/7.

John:Dude, All this month i played COD and only slept like 4 times.

James:Dude.... Are you for real?

John:Yeah, Man!

James:You're a real low lifer, Bro.

by A member of Anon. September 23, 2010