lettice nips

when you are a vegan and you have small nipples but for some reason want to be fat

"rean has burger nips"

thats nothing judas has lettice nips"

by callumt October 10, 2007

Lettie Bug

A four legged spider with downsyndrome it has no web however makes up for being handicapped with its intoxicating venomous body odor. The Lettie Bug's likes to make its habitat under a domestic environment but unlike the house spider the Lettie Bug can be found usually suffocating under a pillow scientists believe this practice is sacrificial ritual in order to mate with bed bugs as the Lettie Bug is considered unattractive by other species of arachnid.

Lettie Bug has all 4 of its legs situated on one side of its body, an extremely large head and crows like a chicken induced with steroids.

by anonymousfred May 14, 2011

Leitisha

A highly motivated, positive force. A bright, gleaming, warm ray of light that will touch your soul and bring a smile to your face. You will be brought to tears of laughter by the sound of her voice and her outlandish humor. Be sure to take a picture of this being, as she will not be here for long. She never stays in one place too long.

Leitisha, I'm glad we met.

by Brad Black January 19, 2012

LETHIFEROUS

lethal, fatal, deadly

She administered a lethiferous dose of arsenic to his meatloaf. Sumbitch 'toed up' and she glommed all his money and headed for the tall timber.

by weave September 22, 2003

leptile

A fleck of spittle that flies from the mouth of a speaker, often to land on the face of a listener or bystander.

1: "Eeew, a leptile! Say it, don't spray it!"

by Brian Kenneth LaRoche January 12, 2008

Lestinas

Latina lesbian couple. One or both Lestinas typically sport a short, spikey hairdo, or on occasion a meximullet. Brown lipstick is also popular amoungst Lestina circles. The dominant Lestina is typically short, cubby, and sports a muffin-top, and has smallish breasts. Lestinas can typically be spotted in the Cosmetics Department at Wallmart stores and at Strip Clubs.

"Dude, did you see those Lestinas making out in the food court?"

"Yeah, they must like the taste of that brown lipstick."

by El Guapo Grande December 14, 2009

Lection

When you are having sexual intercourse and you suddenly lose your erection in the vagina becoming limp

Dude I hella had a lection last night with Heather last night, she slapped me and left.

by Runzo88 July 12, 2010