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A four legged spider with downsyndrome it has no web however makes up for being handicapped with its intoxicating venomous body odor. The Lettie Bug's likes to make its habitat under a domestic environment but unlike the house spider the Lettie Bug can be found usually suffocating under a pillow scientists believe this practice is sacrificial ritual in order to mate with bed bugs as the Lettie Bug is considered unattractive by other species of arachnid.
Lettie Bug has all 4 of its legs situated on one side of its body, an extremely large head and crows like a chicken induced with steroids.
by anonymousfred May 14, 2011
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