lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

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Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.

Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"

by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018

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Lava Box

Hot ass pussy.

What’s ol’ Lava Box doing? Because I’d like to hit thst shit.

by XjCaesarX September 22, 2018

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Lava Chicken

A term used to describe chicken cooked using lava, or cooked at a very hot degree in a small amount of time. this term was spawned from a scene that was in 'A Minecraft Movie' (2025)

"You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken? I did, and you're about to find out. You hear that? That's the sound of sizz-uh-ling! mhm. smell that smell... la-la-la-lava! ch-ch-ch-chicken! Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell! Ooh, mama-cita, now you're ringing the bell! Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack! Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attaaaaaaaack!" a quote said by Steve (played by Jack Black) in the aforementioned scene.

by Blind Ant Boi! October 6, 2025

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