Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021

loose chick

i'm not wearing any underwear

lorelai: help me look for my loose chick
luke: oh you really do have a loose chick

by doolzo July 14, 2022

loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013

Loose necropheliac

A loose necropheliac prefers to blow-dry and stretch with lube the labial majora of an inpatient at a morgue preferably after closing.

I couldn't invite Herman to the holiday party because everyone suspects he is a loose necropheliac.

by Wet toot November 27, 2017

loose mitt

1. someone who has sex so much that their vagina looks like a loose mitt.

2. slut.

1. stop being a loose mitt and get off that boy.

2. your vagina looks like a loose mitt.

by omgggloose May 26, 2009

Flint Loose

a situation/event/problem that is capable of being done so smoothly it becomes as loose as Eric Flint.

Dude, i hooked up with that chick; SO EASY!

Like Flint Loose?

You know it.

by 22 Ninjas June 29, 2010

loose legend

Someone chatting shit after a taxi ride. Usually quite intoxicated

I’m a loose legend

by Looselegend November 12, 2018