Hollister Co.

the best store ever made! they sell hott ass clothes! made to look awesome on people with a hot bod type like mine! all the people that dont like this store are probably really ugly and fat, and are just jealouse cause they cant look as hot in the clothes as me and my friends can! oh and the other girls are totally right, the guys there are orgasmic!! it totally even makes ugly guys look somewhat ok. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
oh and its owned by Abercrombie and Fitch, but that just makes it even more desierable! oh and the logo is a seagull not a eagle. durh!

hot girl 1:so you want me to get my friend to like you?
semi ok looking guy:uh ya thatd be cool
hot girl 1:its easy, go to Hollister
semi ok looking guy:really? its that easy?
hot girl 1:yah totally, huh?
hot girl 2:deffinetly, shell totally wanna do you after that.
semi ok looking guy: bomb!

by findingscreamo52 January 31, 2005

hollister co.

an abercrombie brand...enough said.

lets all go shop at hollister and habe boys smack our asses.

by jesse sucks March 7, 2005

Hollister-face

Refers to a young man who has not yet entered into maturity. Subject may habitually dress in an assortment of brand-name preppy clothing. Accessories include shell necklace, highlighted hair, white sneaks, cargo shorts, hemp bracelet, and a clueless expression.

Often a Hollister Face will have no social abilities beyond imitating characters on MTV, and he will serve as the "de-facto" amateur bartender at all social gatherings

Joe: Did you meet Mary's boyfriend?

Mark: I sure did, and he is a true Hollister-face

Joe: Yea. I guess she was done slumming it, but not yet ready for a real man.

by K Dawg Plus July 2, 2009

Hollister

a store where anorexic girls and guys go to buy clothes made for only anorexic people.

an anorexic girl bought a XXS shirt from Hollister

by TAYlor. July 2, 2007

Hollister

A store for losers who think they are cool or people who think they can surf when they really can't even swim. You also can get really ripped fallen apart jeans from there.

kid: OMG i got thease jean for 200 dollars from hollister
Mom: wat a waste of money

by sumfanumber41 April 15, 2006

Hollister

A store based on a small city in southern california. Stores located in malls thruout america (as far as i know) and sell extremely overpriced apparel for teens. If u have allergies u probably cant set foot in the store because it is fully drenched with cologne and perfume. Store is very dimly lit and has an all girls section to the left and all "Dude's" section to the right of the entrance. A store which has given the bitches an all new oppurtunity to snub you- "if u are not wearing the Hollister kid look your a loser". The store is basically prejudiced against kids who cant afford, or just are smart enough to know it is pointless to spend up to sixty bucks for ripped jeans and pretty much otherwise suckish tops if they didnt have HOLLISTER written across the front. Basically a snobby rich bitch's paradise with employess who only work there because its hollister.

Hollister is overpriced

by Amygurl February 24, 2007

Hollister

Hollister is an awesome store that sells all kinda clothes. Many people talk shit about Hollister and they say it's expensive. I personaly argee with them, but the clothes at Hollister are worth buying. If you hate Hollister and people who shop and work there, i respect your opinion, because everyone is entitled to there opinion, but i think you should check out the cologne, shirts, jeans, and accesories there. All there stuff they have there are awesome.

Lance: Hey dude, wanna shop at Hollister?

Mike: Nah man, there clothes are expensive and only posers wear there clothes.

Lance: No No No, come on with me. I do respect your opinion, but they have a variety of stuff there like cool cologne, shirts, accesories, jeans, and a lot more. There stuff is expensive, but it's worth it. Plus, it's the first day of summer, and we need some clothes bruh.

Mike: Okay! This is gonna be awesome!

Lance: Yeah, haha.

by Hollister Is Awesome July 5, 2009