Long Legged Larry

Thick, long penis. typically inserted in the anus

Patricia likes to eat my long legged larry.

by anonym.ous December 27, 2016

four legged child

Name used to talk about ownership of a dog or rabbit or pig or cat. (abort mission, it is not a four legged child).

'Hey, I'm a father of one four legged child.'

'Oh really? What happened to the child? So sorry...'

'Sorry for what? It's called Buddy and is a Labrador Retriever.'

by vamosver April 19, 2017

leggett

a person with a small atention span

fred is such a leggett

by riggamortis May 21, 2009

three-legged TWAT SICKLE

A neighbor representing two inches of tiny tantrum. The most he will ever use his third leg is jacking off to a pack mule eating oats. Also can be defined as one who symbolizes a true pussy.

Kyle crane stop being a three-legged twat sickle, and stop picking up BOFUBs. Quit getting sodomized by the imbred mule that lives in your basement. Talk to a decent looking girl you three-legged twat sickle.

by garatee baby May 1, 2011

leggings

Annoying tight article of clothing worn on the legs that are very annoying when trying to have sex with a girl. Although the clothing expands and is "stretchy," the leggings are very difficult to take off and very difficult to put on when you are trying to hurry things along.

I tried to have sex with her but by the time she got her leggings off I already had to leave.

by Julio A January 16, 2008

legge

A male or female who can become angered by video games and flying monkeys. When angered there is normally defecation and plastic surgury. Can also describe a bed wetter.

Legge got all upitty because of world of warcraft and flying monkeys.

by Rico Suave's Dace Floor July 29, 2006

Leggin

Sick/ rad/ cool

That shirts leggin bro.
the surf is leggin bro.
We're hardcore leggin over here.

by Hannah panhandle August 15, 2015