Micro laser

Some dumb fuck Russian that has nothing better to do besides jack off to anime and scream at people in mrt when they think negatively about him

Hey did you see that Micro laser? What a fucking fag

by MRTSFTURN November 28, 2021

Rj The laser

A really cool dude who spend his time at Five Guys and playing Halo Reach. He train for his black belt to his life long goal to be 2nd to only Chuck Norris.

Rj the laser only comes 2nd to Chuck Norris.

by mr. malone June 5, 2011

spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face

hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser

by shademouse August 10, 2009

charging my laser

Male masturbation; Jacking off.

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.

by Caytie November 25, 2006

Dash laser

See Dashlaser
See Code 3

Dashlaser is Motha F***in Bright!

by Don Vito Fan Club July 17, 2004

tx3 laser turbo

a really shit car which is really slow and has no guts at all if the car is red it makes it really gay just like the driver

zac drives a tx3 turbo

by wayne kerr April 12, 2004

plymouth laser

A mitsubishi eclipse, but a little slower.

jed's car

by bob saget March 26, 2004