Kitten Sip

To save wastage of precious alcohol by sipping the top of a very full glass before moving it.

Yo mum you better kitten sip your prosecco because I filled it quite high.

by GeoMa3 July 27, 2020

Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 7, 2011

Kink kitten

v, a verb to describe a woman who's into the kinkier things in the bedroom.

n, a description of a sexually deviant woman

Jo was a kink kitten, she was a really dirty woman when it came to the bedroom.

Tam: "Where's my kink kitten?"

Jo: "I'm right here waiting, come play!"

by SeshGremlin19 November 20, 2019

angel kitten

A wonderful cute perfect sweet snuggle lovey purring boyfriend or girlfriend that loves kitties and cuddles and is the best partner in the world and who loves you to death! Also gives boops and meows adorably! Might possibly have wings and amazing hair that hides kitten ears!

Dan is a kitten angel. He doesn't know it but he has kitty ears and kitten wings! He is the cutest angel kitten ever!

by Mrs kitten angel. June 28, 2017

doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!

"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"

by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017

club the kitten

The action a man's body makes when he's making love to a woman's vagina.

I'm gonna club the kitten of hers so hard tonight!

by SJ2571 January 17, 2010

Kitten Tattoo

Any mark, scratch, scar or cut obtained by playing and/or living with a playful kitten.

Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!

by Reals December 16, 2008