kirking

The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

kirke

kirke is a female name, often given to extraordinary kind females. The name got its roots in greek mythology, referred as the daughter of the sun god helios, which relates often to the bright and shiny personalities and also to the power and strength of a her. In the long term, kirkes are useful to those who are able to tame and estimate her powers.

have you seen kirke?
yes, of course! she has such a powerful appearance.

by whatevermän December 3, 2017

Kirk

A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.

God that guy is such a Kirk.

Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.

Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.

God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.

by Trollface123 March 4, 2017

Kirk

To break something with your mighty hands.

The machine is broken because he kirked it!

by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018

Kirking

Kirking is a when an online troll attacks members of the emergency services on social media such as Facebook and Twitter. It came about in the 2020 Covid19 Pandemic where doctors and nurses were abused online for simply working.

That guy Tim is a total Kirker. It’s shameful some of the things he posted last night and the language he used was shocking. Kirking

by Tattoo11 March 30, 2020

Ash Kirk

A name given to a girl who could be a boy 🧐

Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk

That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk

by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020

kirk

weirdo on twitter who once had a smiley face cult, overuses the same memes, is a 00:00 enthusiast, and a pretty cool guy who let this AMAZING girl ella play life is strange on his account

kirk? you mean the guy who had the odd smiley face cult?

by chubella July 22, 2020