Kirk

Refers to the Charlie Kirk killing and a play on the word "Merc" which means kill. A slang way of saying you will Merc (kill) someone whilst referring to the Kirk killing.

"man that fucking asshole, I'm going to Kirk him"
Jamal died Alex kirked him'

by Bdjeidbrj September 13, 2025

Kirk

Utah slang way to say bro

"wsg big kirk" "thats my kirk"

by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025

Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022

Kirked

When someone gets shot from a building across campus

Maddy should get kirked

by Lyaker September 30, 2025

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 21, 2021

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019

kirk

verb: to be abruptly killed, especially via the carotid artery by a long range firearm

Oh my stars! That man was just kirk'd!

Come on, James. Kirk him.

by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025