Jagger Kimmel

Jagger Kimmel, he is a goat, he dunks on peoples moms and can bust a move in a exemplanary fasion

Person 1: "Jagger Kimmel called Tims Mom Godzilla"
Person 2: "I like Jagger but him calling peoples moms that is disrepsectful"

by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022

Creamy Kimmi

When one person puts a cream egg into their anus letting it melt. They then proceed to fart out the cream egg while their partner eats the melted egg remains. A creamy Kimmi. Named after the inventer and Tik Tok star Kimmi Kaiy.

"What did you get up to last night?"

"My girlfriend gave me a creamy Kimmi"

by Kimmi Kaiy February 10, 2023

Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024

Jimmy Kimmeling

The act of getting naked and sitting on a shampoo bottle for pleasure

My gay cousin is a seasoned vet at Jimmy Kimmeling.

by PapaSmurf53 March 22, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025

Pull A Kimmie

1. to have sex with multiple partners while still in a relationship.

2. an older woman to get intoxicated and have sex with significantly younger men.

3. premeditated rape

1. Did she Pull A Kimmie last night with that 21-yr old?

2. Look at that guy, I am going to fuck him by the end of the night.

by Zelski September 6, 2010

The Unholy Kimmunion

1: One of several names for the Kim Dracula fan base or discord server.

2: What fans might say when referring to the fan base or discord server.

I am apart of the unholy kimmunion!

by LXXLoveRoulette August 2, 2023