To act above all of your teammates and then let them down in the most selfish way possible. Usually followed by excuse making, finger pointing, and whining. May end with a lame apology, usually by text message but certainly not from the heart.
FCA Keely got thrown out of the game for cursing at the umpire, then had to miss the state playoffs.
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Get the TYLER KELLY mug.Tim's got the R Kelly effect on the boss. He ain't ever firing Tim's ass despite him being an asshole to every colleague of his.
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Get the r kelly effect mug.The act of pulling the penis and scrotum from behind between your legs so they stick between the buttcheeks.
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Get the Dropping a Paul Kelly mug.Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!
Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!
Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.
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Get the Kelly mug.The one I still love even after all has been lost
I should have written this when you still loved me; now it is only I who love
You are so strong; so many obstacles that you have overcome
The only woman I have ever loved who loved me back… and such love
My soul mate; my one chance at happiness
From the first moment I saw you on Easter Monday in that parking lot my breath was taken away; I can still see it and it’s nearly been a year.
We drank coffee, we walked and we shopped; it was like nothing I had ever imagined, so natural, so right. Such a beautiful first date
Your inner beauty as well as your appearance; your intelligence, your humour, everything truly indescribable
I should have written this when you still loved me; now it is only I who love
You are so strong; so many obstacles that you have overcome
The only woman I have ever loved who loved me back… and such love
My soul mate; my one chance at happiness
From the first moment I saw you on Easter Monday in that parking lot my breath was taken away; I can still see it and it’s nearly been a year.
We drank coffee, we walked and we shopped; it was like nothing I had ever imagined, so natural, so right. Such a beautiful first date
Your inner beauty as well as your appearance; your intelligence, your humour, everything truly indescribable
I didn’t write this when we were together because no words can describe my feelings for you; I am still struggling now. You are amazing.
You deserve the sweetest poetry, the most beautiful song. Every flower, every song bird in the world pales even next to your reflection.
How can I describe you or my feelings about you; I have tried and all I have done is pushed you away. I have made so many mistakes; I have run out of chances but the loss… the loss is eternal.
I failed to be truly honest with you; I should have told you how much I was still in love with you when I had the chance. The risk of losing you from my life altogether, of losing you as my friend held me back. It was the wrong choice as I have lost you now. I have lost me.
We should have done so much more, made so many more memories. We both should have tried so much harder.
We should have met in the spring, so many things I wanted to share with you in the summer; but the summer is not ours
This is not what I wanted to write; it was never going to be enough anyway; you are beyond words.
Every part of me, the very fibre of my soul aches for you now.
If I only had one wish; it would always be you
I love you Kelly
I will always miss you
Sunday 10/01/2010
You deserve the sweetest poetry, the most beautiful song. Every flower, every song bird in the world pales even next to your reflection.
How can I describe you or my feelings about you; I have tried and all I have done is pushed you away. I have made so many mistakes; I have run out of chances but the loss… the loss is eternal.
I failed to be truly honest with you; I should have told you how much I was still in love with you when I had the chance. The risk of losing you from my life altogether, of losing you as my friend held me back. It was the wrong choice as I have lost you now. I have lost me.
We should have done so much more, made so many more memories. We both should have tried so much harder.
We should have met in the spring, so many things I wanted to share with you in the summer; but the summer is not ours
This is not what I wanted to write; it was never going to be enough anyway; you are beyond words.
Every part of me, the very fibre of my soul aches for you now.
If I only had one wish; it would always be you
I love you Kelly
I will always miss you
Sunday 10/01/2010
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