keyboard cheese

the icky black material that always gets stuck on my mouse

what's 'keyboard cheese' made of anyway?

by Foozball January 25, 2008

Keyboard Cowboy

If the internet was the old west, than the Keyboard Cowboy is it's, well. . . Cowboy.

Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.

Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I support keyboard cowboys

Dave is a hacker, steals, breaks the law, and does it all of the Internet. Dave is a Keyboard Cowboy

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010

Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.

"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"

by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017

keyboard smash

the reaction of a sub or bottom whenever you flirt or compliment them

Top: Hi cutie~
Bottom: tyfgyhuyftwyeguhev (keyboard smash)

by GulliDumbo April 30, 2023

Keyboard Preacher

Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.

Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.

Example of Keyboard Preacher

Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"

Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"

Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher

by Momo Kawashima July 22, 2021

Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper

So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine

by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015

kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.

“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard”

by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023