keyboard cheese

the icky black material that always gets stuck on my mouse

what's 'keyboard cheese' made of anyway?

by Foozball January 25, 2008

Keyboard Cowboy

If the internet was the old west, than the Keyboard Cowboy is it's, well. . . Cowboy.

Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.

Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I support keyboard cowboys

Dave is a hacker, steals, breaks the law, and does it all of the Internet. Dave is a Keyboard Cowboy

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010

Keyboard Symphony

The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers

Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony

by The Muffin Bear November 7, 2010

keyboard bangs

The explosive sound when a programmer gets an Eureka moment and hits real hard on the Enter key to show his pride.

Schwan was doing his keyboard banging in the office today. I am happy for his accomplishments, but his keyboard bangs are quite annoying.

by Savant Of Christ November 28, 2014

Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper

So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine

by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015

keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016

keyboard cruel

When a person digitally prints something particularly slanderous, hurtful, or otherwise cruel, typically through some form of social media. The person creating the content would never ever repeat the same words to the face of their target, as they are fully aware that the words are hurtful.

Example 1:
Stacy: Dan, why are you really breaking up with me?

Dan: I'm just not as attracted to you as I would like to be. You deserve better.

Dan's social media post: Finally got rid of that sack of potatoes Stacy. She tried to ask why at broke up! Hmm, do I start with your stank vag, or the toe hair? Maybe if she didn't blast ass so much in the middle of the night I could've salvaged it. Anyway going to the club tonight, HMU if you can be my DD.

Comment 1: Wow bru going to the club already? No need to talk about Stacy like that though
Comment 2: Yeah Dan, I bet that's not the answer your gave her anyway. No need to get all keyboard cruel cause you newly single and horny.

Example 2:
Troy's social media post: So tired of Black Lives Matter! I'm just saying if you'd invest a few dollars in your car so the cops can't have a reason to pull you over it would cut crime by 50%. Leaving your weed at home doesn't hurt either. Or just go home, whatever works.

Comment 1: Troy, don't start getting all keyboard cruel. I dare you to say that to the face any one of the 10 of the black people that are listed as your friends
Comment 2: Make that 0

by MaJitters July 26, 2017