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Get the Kelsey mug.Kelsey is the type of girl to go back to her ex. She will lead you on to then leave you for another relationship that honestly sucked. She’s a blonde and can’t dress for shit. Kelsey can be very nice and sweet when you meet her but when then can be a real cold hearted bitch.
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Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day
Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day
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by Jamie Bradbury May 8, 2021
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