kebab

Kebab is the top 1 food in the world, eaten by only the best of the best individuals, such as kristo.

- Whats better than money?
- kebab
- what about sex?
- kebab still better

by NotKristoAtAll May 5, 2022

dripping kebab

when you have a piece of meat and its dripping with special sauce

Yeah mate, I have a massive dripping kebab after seeing her last night.

by Mr Wiggless October 5, 2010

Irish Kebab

3 or more guys lined up in dick in ass.

Me and the buds did the Irish kebab last week

by Lemonachi_man October 29, 2023

Kebabing

A well endowed individual, standing at the back of a queue of sexual partners, uses his erect penis to skewer the collective.

Come with me to Robert's house, he'll give us a good kebabing.

by Edwardscissorcock June 12, 2020

Tommy Wommy Kebab

When you get skewered from all angles by the bois.

"Terrific tommy wommy kebab last night bois!"

by PGTipzz November 4, 2020

Kebab girl

When someone ghosts you. Then re emerges later usually with a stupid picture. Like a kebab .

"Dude, Jasmine is a total kebab girl! She keeps sending me pics of useless crap."

by Sharktown January 28, 2019

Kebab

1. Term of endearment, a manner to refer to a friend

2. A way to address someone who is being stupid, a friend perhaps.

1. Fella 1 : U alright kebab

Fella 2: not too bad mate

2. Fella 1 : *Does something stupid*
Fella 2: what a kebab mate

by lil_mau February 17, 2022