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Katana

The ultimate sword that is folded over 9000 times, It can deflect multiple .50BMG bullets and up to a 155mm howitzer round without warping, bending or shattering, It can cut through the armor of a M1A2 Abrams tank and it will make your penis noticeably larger.
They are often wielded by Weeaboo's, Wapanese and Japanophiles in modern times, In ancient times they were worn by the elite Samurai class and any Anime character of the era.
Any rumors that they can't deflect bullets and disintegration rays are completely unfounded, It's also a myth that they are made of cheap pig iron, They are made with unobtainium and steel called Tamahagane.
A US GI fired his M1919 .30cal machine gun at the approaching samurai warrior but he deflected all the shots with his Katana, cut the barrel in half and cut the soldier in half firing it all under 0.5 seconds.
by Gecko45 January 22, 2015
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katarzyna

Small carnivorous mammal which has four paws, quite long tail and nice whiskers. And meows and purrs :) Commonly known as cat, as you might guess.
I saw a calico katarzyna near the park last day.
by dollsuber August 13, 2018
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Katawa Shoujo

A very long computer game for guys (only downloadable), which is mainly about finding the perfect girl. The preview is rated G but the rest is either PG or R rated, depending if you disable or able adult content. There is even an anime inspired by this game.
Guy: "What's an awesome game for guys?"
Other Guy: "Katawa Shoujo."
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katari

Dis gurl is ghetto as a mofo but still has a sense of style and don't give a fuk about shiiiiiiii.
Daammmmmmmnnnnnnnnn gurl u lookin' hella katari today.
by basic beatches December 6, 2016
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katariena

the most butieful girl you will ever meet or know very intellegent has a brother named surgay soft skin her look will melt you when she is angry it is very controlled. if she has unconditional love for those she loves she has long hair and is average hieght. while she is kind and listens to all you have to say she will stand for herself and will take my shoulder when she needs it to cry on.
when i saw katariena today she was in need of some one to help her she refused me knowing i would make fun of her then she realizes who it is and apologizes and says “sure alex you can help”
by alexander martin January 26, 2013
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katanana

A Katana shaped like a banana.

Strike down your foes with a deadly overdose of potassium.
It's a fucking Katanana, what more do you want?
by Sir Hobbledale January 11, 2014
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katarina2.0

breastless, buttless but full of engery all the time. she's a living tornado, but will always be there for you and is 10/10 day and night
what ! you woke up like that ??!!?
okay what ever you say katarina2.0
by hot tamale 2.0 April 7, 2016
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