Kurt Kelly

Quarterback
Smartest guy on the football team
Probably in a gay relationship with his best friend
Dead and gay
Can be used as an insult
Oh come on Heather, I thought you were smarter than that. You're acting like Kurt Kelly
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kellys mom

Fuck kellys mom
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R. Kelly

Where's your restroom? I really need to take an R. Kelly.
by DJ Kanye Pepper November 09, 2012
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Stephen Kelly

The only man on planet earth who contains the power to drag a teacher down the hall by her hair and is able to do so by claiming he is, "Retarded". This man absolutely loves the smell of farts, especially his own. He is known to trap his rancid farts in his XXL shirt and sniff it all up. (Not one bit of that gas goes to waste) He is also known to fart and blame it on other people. His way of blaming it on other people is the classic, "*point* It was him" method. Many have caught on to his antics and know that he is lying but still respect him for who he is.
Situation 1:
Teacher: Stephen who are you pointing at?
Stephen: He farted it wasn't me I swear.
Teacher: Okay, please sit down.

Situation 2:
Student 1: Hey did you hear about that kid Stephen Kelly?
Student 2: Yeah I did, he is awesome I am a fan!
Student 1: I am a bigger fan I follow him on Twitter #StephenKellyFan
by iHateWindstream March 05, 2018
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Kelly Mood

When you’re in a Kelly mood, you’re gay smd ready to slay
Man, i’m really in a Kelly mood right now.
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The Kelly Gang

A cartel from the game DopeWars (www.treadon.us) who pay tribute to Ned Kelly and his crew.
Game C1 Top Cartels (Over $400,000,000 or Top 5)
1 The Kelly Gang $2,159,302,899
2 $skeletons of society$ $2,056,987,941
3 C.A.$.H. $1,414,825,640
4 DOPE CONNECTIONS $1,335,029,217
5 The Kelly Gang $1,039,395,072
6 Vulture Squad $966,742,897
http://forum.oddthought.com/c-games/2863-game-c-round-19-scores.html
by PhillthyS March 15, 2009
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R Kelly

A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.

Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.
by M_Dubz152 July 01, 2023
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