freestyle stair jumping

Much like skateboardering, bmx biking, or rollerblading down a set of stairs, only freestyle stair jumping lacks a set of wheels. Can involve grabs, 360 turns, grinds, or wall plants. Very fun to do in public places late at night, preferably with a group of friends.

"After the late movie got out, the theatre was empty, so we did some freestyle stair jumping down the staircase leading to the exit."

by Jake L. May 9, 2006

jumpin' jetti

when a guy and a girl (preferably strangers) run onto a jetti and fuck in between two rocks, resulting in numerous scrapes to the buttox of the bottom partner, then in the midst of climaxing, shove a snail up the girls anal passage.

I seen that bitch Lau and and that stiff Workie doin that jumpin' jetti shit.. it was HAWT!!!!

by NigRes n Ldoozy March 18, 2007

Jumpin

Jumpin is that act of attaching jumper cables it your testicles for sexual pleasure.

"I tried jumpin last night, hurt like hell, but felt great!"

by HackDuncan December 7, 2009

jumping tree

A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.

person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Jumping Jack Sack

While having sex the guy does jumping jacks while still inside. Very hard to do a lot of training but well worth it.

Matt was so amazing when he Jumping Jack Sacked me last night

by Hairy Flounder March 14, 2009

Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.

Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"

by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011

stork jumping

when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE

bitch quit stork jumping or i will slap a hoe!!

by jebediah trotter 23 August 3, 2007