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josh

a straight beast, some would even say a God. Super attractive and good at everything he does. Has the ability to pull any girl he wants and has fantastic intercourse. Draws the best penises
The guy I was with last night had the ablilities of a Josh Finlay.
by only the truth 17 September 26, 2018
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Josh

a dude mad bc he has no good definitions on the urban dictionary
by antijoshclubhesastink July 10, 2019
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Josh

The most amazing person you will ever meet and really cute. If you dont talk to him
youll regret it and be lonely forever. He is kind and thoughtful and any girl would be happy yo have him by their side❤️
Have you seen abis boyfriend josh??
Yeah hes fittttt
by iliketurtles123456 November 3, 2017
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Josh

Josh is a guy who likes to have fun and loves to talk to his friends. He defends himself and others around him and can be very dirty minded. If he opens up to you it means he trust you and that he cares about you. He brightens your day and can make you laugh in a second. He treats you right and will defend you in any situation. When he cries in front of you it means he trusts you enough to know you wont judge him as he never shows his emotions. He's a very loveable person but does have a dark side, he never really shows it though.
"Hey you know that person called Josh?"
"Oh yeah he's pretty awesome!"
by Hiddenshadowgirl June 4, 2019
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Josh

Someone who skips to do FUCKING cricket.
by WillBeWill009 November 17, 2022
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Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.
"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."
by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017
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Josh

josh is a somewhat decent person. he is pretty nice and also kinda funny. although Denis is a better boyfriend then josh (because the name josh is at the top of all f***boy lists and Denis is just better.) Josh is a person that gets in trouble with teachers A LOT and he is kinda mean. he uses his moms phone to text and has changed a lot since he got a girlfriend.
aoife is dating josh
by Emily IS A WRATT June 28, 2019
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