Jordan 

A very annoying person who is a tattletale and is very full of themselves. They can also usually be gay, lezz or tranz in their own natural way
This word can only be used in a negative way

You are a very jordan person please stop your unkind actions.

Jordan by Itsurboi123 December 22, 2019

Jordan 

biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.

Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"

Jordan by DecBow February 6, 2020

Jordan 

If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.

The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)

1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*

2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*

3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-

4.

A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.

5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.

Jordan by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020

Jordan 

Jordan is normally a narcissist who only cares about himself. He goes out with girls just to break heir hearts.

Omg he is such a Jordan

Jordan by NateDog01 March 8, 2020

Jordan 

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

Jordan by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020

Jordan 

A man sent from hell

person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life

Jordan by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020

Jordan 

A small arab country in the middle east that has petra and the Dead Sea in it, capital is Amman. Jordan can also be used as a name

A: Where do you live?
B: Oh I live in jordan.

Jordan by Lors.pancake May 13, 2020