Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

jonny test

a very hot sexual act where where you rub your butt on the others butt and start farting

man i just had a hot jonny test last night with tom brady

by Matt.rac May 7, 2018

Jonny

A guy that takes no shit off anyone and is not afraid to stand up for himself. He is also very sexy and sometimes just irresistible. The funniest guy you will ever meet and can make you can literally when ever he wants. Streetwise and smart. He is the ultimate alpha male

Jonny is just the that guy you wanna be

by Cozo12 November 6, 2018

JONNIE

Jonnie a boy that is gay only likes boys is often misunderstood for a girl with a massive bootay

Guy: Damn Jonnie u very sexy

by TheJonster October 24, 2018

Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).

Jonny Mort will rule da' world!

by M45H December 22, 2018

Jonny

The short version of "Jonathan".
Mostly used to describe black people who like to eat "fufu".

Men, this dude is a real Jonny.

He is always trying to steal my fufu.

by Helloitisdima May 6, 2018

Jonny

If your named John or Jonny go eat poop bro

Jonny is ugly ew

by Hey Jonny bye j have you July 4, 2022