A game commonly played at heavy metal festivals, such as Bloodstock, in which two people stand on two dumpsters which are slammed into each other by fellow festival goers. The person who stays on their bin the longest wins.
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Sam and Walter, jizz jousters, both rushed to the hospital for eye injuries as a result of jizz jousting.
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