Job Scramble

When you have been abruptly fired from your job and you frantically are trying to find a new one.

"Yo Cletus! Wild party tonight! The Spice Girls are over and they are about to have sex with everybody! Get over here!"
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"I can't I am in the job scramble right now."
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"Damn, true that, well I will tag Posh for you, most def."
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by DirtyXVegass April 4, 2011

Job proposal

When someone tells you they have a job and will make you some descent amount of $$ for as long as the "job" lasts. It could involve dangerous and illegal things.

Bro i got a job proposal for you tonite meet me in the woods for more details

by TrueDstory June 2, 2016

Job for a Cowboy

A deathcore-turned-death metal band from Arizona. Their music is uniformly bad, and there is nothing remotely "progressive" or "underground" about them, judging by how many Hot Topic kiddies I see wearing their shirts.

For good death metal, listen to Nile.
For good deathcore, listen to Whitechapel.
But for the love of God, don't listen to Job for a Cowboy.

by MasterInferno February 18, 2009

Job for a Cowboy

A progressive death metal/screamo band from arizona. Their music contains intense shreding, violent horrific lyrics, and screamo that is uncomparable to any other screamo, cuz its just too beast.

A true n00b could never handle the sound produced by Job for a Cowboy.

If you're a fan of rap music or pop rock, and you're in the 30 mile proximity radius of Job for a Cowboy...run your ass back to your house, hide in your closet, and hang yourself, and while you hang there dying, slit your wrists til you bleed dry, speeding up the process of your death, redeeming for the fact that you're unworthy of existing in the presence of Job for a Cowboy...even tho they might be 30 miles away.

by Beast Lee May 15, 2007

Job-job

This is the sexual act whereby one lover sucks poo out of the anus of the other. This word takes the form of blow-job and hand-job. The first job is therefore a shortened version of the word jobby which is slang for poo.

This need no example as it speaks for itself

by Donna-Marie Houston June 18, 2004

Job Blow

Having oral sex with a tracheotomy patient, where the penis enters the trachea and comes out the mouth.

"The old lady who works at the supermarket and once smoked 5 packs a day gives great job blows."

by DeAnn Guthrie April 10, 2013

Job Well Done

Throwing somebody down a well; thus causing their feet to kick themselves in the head due to their dislocated their femurs from trying to stop their fall.

I'm going to give you a job well done if you dont tell me who you'd rather have sex with...if you had to. Then maybe you'd get a spinal tap

by Slut December 5, 2004