Jensen

An annoying, smart, weird, guy who likes to be with his friends and will sometimes talk to his crush, he's great boyfriend material.

OMG He is such a Jensen

by The Lady In Yellow May 5, 2018

Jersey Switch

the act of merging across multiple lanes without the use of blinkers. Commonly done by New Jersey drivers.

The ricer in the honda pulled a jersey switch from the on-ramp.

by MKAYFO June 3, 2010

Jersey Whitefish

Used condoms that have washed ashore or appear on the beach

Watch out!!! Don't slip on that slimy Jersey Whitefish, dude!!!!

by LasVegasLover September 30, 2004

No Jersey

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman while not wearing a condom/rubber/jimmy hat etc.

"So I slanged Easy Erin again last night busting No Jersey"

by The Pornshyster Blake Ellestud September 21, 2006

North Jersey Accent

First off, NO ONE says JOISEY or anything with an "oi". Most jersey people, at least where i live (North Jersey), talk like New Yorkers. We tend to put aw or au in everything.

(This doesn't mean that EVERY jersey resident speaks like this)

Me: I wawk and i tawk like i live in new york(or pronounced Yowk, depending which part of jersey yer from) and i drink lots a wawta (water) and cawfee.

*Yep, JURZEE's very unique

THIS is the most common North Jersey accent

by SP!TRUTH94 July 6, 2009

New Jersey

Where I live. The greatest state in the nation, with the greatest hockey team in North America, the Devils. And the factories are only in the semi-circles around New York and Philadelphia-the rest is pure bliss. Plus, this state is home to one of the greatest universities in the world, Princeton University. NJ rules!!!

Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo!
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?

by Kevin October 2, 2003

New Jersey Submarine

When you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet seat to complete it.

I had to shit so bad when I got home, that I let out a New Jersey Submarine. I had to stand up in order to finish it. Boy, did it stink too.

by John Curtis August 23, 2007