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When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's
Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen
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Jennifer Lopez 

A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of fucking them.
After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to fuck Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez by HyperKnight August 5, 2008
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If you know a jenyfer you know she’s the most kind hearted person on this earth and she’ll literally be there for you until the end of time. She knows how to make you laugh in more ways then one and lets talk about how PRETTY she is. She has the biggest heart ever she deserves so much she’s literally the most goofiest person you’ll ever meet if you meet a jenyfer cherish her because she’s probably one of the best people you’ll ever meet.
Jenyfer the best person you’ll ever meet
Jenyfer by keepthesamenergy2020 January 28, 2020

Michael Jenkins 

The boy of every girls dreams. He's gorgeous inside and out. You will never find anyone more caring and supportive. He may seem arrogant at first but give him time to unravel and you will understand his beauty inside. Don't bother trying to break his heart it won't work because you don't mean that much to him. Michael is sexyyyy. He is amazing there isn't an inch of his personality you wouldn't like. He is the closest thing to perfection. Also he has a HUGE DICK like trust me ;)
Michael is a name only for the pure legends. If you name Is Michael Jenkins your life has lots of good to come
Jenzie is Mackenzie Ziegler and Johnny Orlando ship. They haven't confirmed but they will all you brenzie shippers Jenzie will rise
Jenzie is goals
Jenzie by Jenziewillrise August 26, 2017

Jennifer 

Jennifer is a girl that knows what she wants . Pretty eyed. Smells nice. Has a unique style and loves to talk.
Jennifer by WiseWoman March 21, 2017
An extrmely kind hearted person you can always trust to help you through your hard times. She may not have an interest in you romantically, but she loves you like family either way. She is probably the most kind person you will ever meet in your entire life, and cannot br replaced or forgotten. She is God's angel sent to bless this Earth. She is also very beautiful, however very quiet. She also will not accept favours for helping you out and insists on you not returning favours.
Jenessa is so beautiful, she is also so thoughtful and caring. I wish I could date her, she is an amazing person!
Jenessa by ColdplayFan72617 March 3, 2018