Jartera

Colombian slang for annoying, boring. Often used as an exclamation, ¡Qué jartera!

Es una jartera escuchar la profe.

by LadeColombia September 17, 2010

wee jasper

A shithole amongst towns, hundreds of miles from the nearest non related female thats not the issue it dosent stop the locals from a little inbreading.

Hi my name is tim and i really love the ladies, ehhhhhh.

by Bob Marley July 27, 2004

Jester

Age old humour maker, prone to premature deaths.

Oh no the jester was slain! Thats 3 today.

by mike June 28, 2003

jaxterbate

While masterbating, insert other fist into the rectum. No lube, no easing it in, all in one fluid motion.

I enjoy jaxterbating while watching gay porn.

by Ben P April 9, 2003

Jester

n. A person who has a tendency to jesty behaviour.

Speaker 1: "I see Bob is out looking for that gas leak again using his lighter"

Speaker 2: " I know, he is realy is a complete jester".

by wordspotter March 16, 2010

Jester

When one is doing their partner from behind and is about to climax, the "pull out" and spit on their partner's back. The partner then turns around and unknowingly gets a shot of sperm in the face.

I was doing Marsha, then pulled a Jester, and she was like "OH IT'S IN MY EYE!!!"

by =AUX= April 19, 2006

jasper

Jewish Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Used by some Jews in Northern California to describe people of Jewish heritage who have completely assimilated into white gentile culture to the point that they are indistinguishable from WASPs, or people who seem like WASPs but are Jewish or half-Jewish. The term probably had its roots in the early 20th century when Eastern European Jewish immigrants to the U.S. resented the more assimilated, wealthier, more established American Jews of German and Austrian origin, thus making it the opposite of kike. The term is rarely used outside of the Bay Area and its use seems to be dying out given the almost total assimilation of American Jewry, particularly in the West.

He seems so goyish, but he's really a jasper.

by Rattus cattus October 19, 2006