Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

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Jasper Nelson

A person who works hard and in his free time has a human right violation because he can't play Minecraft all the time what a tragedy. But when he is not using his little time on Minecraft you will find he is a character from a rated 18+ video game because he has a very messed-up mind. So when he is high you best stay away because he is a very dangerous person when in this state. He is good friend and can help you a lot but his is a menace to humanity as we know it so be careful with this future Micheal Myers

Jasper Nelson is very good at Minecraft and is kinky for some reason.

by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022

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jasper kink

a kink to the best person in the entire galaxy , the person you’d spend your entire life with . having a jasper kink means extreme obsession and horniness . the symptoms of having this are vomiting n gagging when she’s not there , barking whenever she’s around , choking to death when ur not on the phone w her , and more .

“ damn bruh i can’t breathe “
“ yeah jasper not here so u not breathing their air rn , thats that jasper kink . “

by xvrseu April 26, 2023

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Jasper Juice Box

When someone urinates and ejaculates into a persons anus and sucks it out slowly with a straw.

(Darren)..I heard rod had a Jasper juice box last night ?

(Dylan)..Ya I heard Brian farted and the juice started comming through Rod's nose.

by Dylan Wilson February 12, 2008

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jasper fleming

the coolest person in da world the best biathlon person i know and he's a preety, darn, lit person.(thats his catchphrase)

jasper fleming is preety darn lit!

by booboo higgens April 20, 2018

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jasper donnelly

ian is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
is the best at every game in the world is super cool has lots of friends.
is wayyy better then everyone at COD and is the god of Fortnite no one can beat him.
is really cool ladies love him and he is better than enyone.

jasper donnelly is wayyyy bwtter then ian, ian is really gayyyyyyyy.

by xund34dxzaxbys October 9, 2019

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