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Jasper Murphy

Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.
by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018
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Jasper is the most kind, amazing and lovely Guy in the room, hè is the perfect boyfriend

Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper
Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper
by Jason Bouman September 7, 2018
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Jasper

1. A divine, beautiful and blessed character from the Cartoon Network show, ‘Steve Universe’ (written by Rebecca Sugar).

Jasper is a Gem (Gems are aliens who colonize planets and destroy them, led by the Great Diamond Authority), with pale-orange skin and dark red-orange stripes, golden eyes and long, fluffy white hair that passes her hips. She was created for Pink Diamond (one of the Great Diamond Authority) during the Rebellion War (where Gems fought against the Diamonds to protect Earth, which was Pink’s Colony) in the Beta Kindargarten. She is the ULTIMATE soldier, no Gem would ever be as perfect as she was. She is tall and muscular and her weapon is the Crash Helmet (a bartering ram helmet) and she can use abilities like the Spin Dash (think the roll from Sonic). She was corrupted (turned into a monster) and bubbles in the events of Earthlings, and remains bubbled to this day. Rumour says that she might come back, but for now we could just hope.

The fans have mixed feelings about Jasper. She was given the nickname ‘Big Buff Cheeto Puff’ by the fans of the show who like her. Yet, she does receive backlash because of how she behaves through the show.

2. A form of opaque stone from the Chaceldony genus of gemstones. Jaspers are fine-grain stones and belong to the Quartz family. They come in a variety of colours, ranging from red, black, white, brown and green. Jaspers are mostly used as promoters of strength, wisdom and courage.
1. I love Jasper so much, I hope she comes back!

2. I like to collect jaspers. I have six types.

3. Hello! My name is Jasper, what’s yours?
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Jasperate

When a man bends his limp penis and puts it inside his own butthole and proceeds to have sex till he orgasms inside himself.
"That guy is weird, all he does is lock himself in his bedroom and jasperates all day and night.."
by Dirtbackinator February 6, 2023
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Jasper

Jasper is an jacked absolute unit similar to Sam sulek in mass and also has a HUGE pp

Also Greg can not compare to the jasper nator 3000
Woah that guy is an Jasper
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To be a Jasper is to say that you will move on from someone stalking you online only to occassionally bring up your stalker even in vaguepost form to try and get it off your chest, say you'll move on again only to repeat the same cycle over and over whether it be on Twitter or other social media outlets and to act like a hypocrite when others don't like your opinion.
He is being such a Jasper.
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Jaspering

When you bitch about fat-shaming in media while also admitting you find overweight men to be sexy to the point of having their onlyfans content reposted on your social media.
Oh he is Jaspering again.
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