Jared Followill

Actually not a guitarist! He's the basist - get your facts straight woman!

Jared looks so face-meltingly cool when he plays (bass)

by Rosie January 1, 2005

Jared Fogle

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.

Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo

by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007

evil jared

The bonging of an entire bottle of Jaegermeister, as made popular by Evil Jared Hasselhoff of The Bloodhound Gang.

Jesus Christ...I did an Evil Jared the other day and puked my ass off...

by Kennybear February 24, 2008

Okay Jared

a general term to say someone is lying.

Person 1: The Long Beach coach called my mom and wants me to play baseball there.

Person 2: Okay Jared

by Why Are U Yelling January 9, 2009

Jared Leto

An amazingly talented male actor and singer who doesn't give a fuck what colour his hair is or what other's think of him.

Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'

Jared Leto: The This Is War video will be out soon
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?

by Miss30Mars April 4, 2011

Pulling a Jared

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time

1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"

by Sethhh March 21, 2010

JARED HIGGINS

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT

some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019