by Kidney bones April 21, 2018
A dry texter who flexes his tesla and him skateboarding for 6 months. He's a bit of a man whore and claims to have many hoes but rlly likes this one smoth. His crush's dick is bigger than his and a baby pulls off his fashion better than his dog. Jared H likes to send forehead pics but videos to the lucky ones that don't necessarily send them back.
Izzie: Oh look it's jared H, the one with the miniscule dick.
Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
Amber and Esther: classic Jared H
Sylvie: Is he gonna attempt to kickflip again?
*Jared H falls on his face*
Amber and Esther: classic Jared H
by Jizziewizzie June 04, 2020
by Rosie January 01, 2005
Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.
Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
by Flippydaslasher November 04, 2007
The bonging of an entire bottle of Jaegermeister, as made popular by Evil Jared Hasselhoff of The Bloodhound Gang.
by Kennybear February 25, 2008
Person 1: The Long Beach coach called my mom and wants me to play baseball there.
Person 2: Okay Jared
Person 2: Okay Jared
by Why Are U Yelling January 10, 2009
An amazingly talented male actor and singer who doesn't give a fuck what colour his hair is or what other's think of him.
Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'
Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'
Jared Leto: The This Is War video will be out soon
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?
by Miss30Mars March 19, 2011