Jacob

Jacob is super nice really fun to hang out with he is the funniest person you've ever met. He will always be like your little brother and he will always think of you he loves his pets and all his friends if your lucky enough to love him enjoy it

Me: I miss jacob
Julie: me too he was cool

by Tacogirl17 October 5, 2018

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Over weight kid with sense of humor. Very much of a procrastinator. Likes dank memes

Jacob ur weird

by Mestas58 February 5, 2017

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Jacob is a mf legend. He gets all the girls and never gets nervous

He loses his temper quite often but never retaliates

Jacob is so good in bed his smile is irresistible and has a very large one

He is the sweetest person I know

Jacob:hey
Girl:OMG! Let's go to my room

Jacob:okay b

by Spacegoon101 May 1, 2019

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A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

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So fucking gay he sucks so much penis that he died. Usually he has a small penis so it’s annoying to everyone

Man he looks like a Jacob because he’s so gay

by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019

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Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

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