jooned

To have either material or time "stolen" or borrowed for an unspecified time.

Usually done by a person who is too cheap to buy their own stuff or able to do things on their own.

Someone took my seat, man I got jooned.

by Joon W February 19, 2009

joonas

A ver good-looking man who gets many ladies.

Person 1-Check out that dude with all dem women.
Person 2-He must be a joonas.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.

I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!

by Suisare July 30, 2004

jooish

1. Full incarnation of the word joo.

You put the joo in jooish!

by who__cares May 16, 2009

jooch

jooch (n) - Slang term for the JWH research chemicals, most commonly JWH-018. Jooch can refer either to the pure powdered substance, or a legal bud or spice product containing it. Jooch, being a synthetic cannabinoid, produces effects similar to marijuana when smoked or vaporized. Jooch is legal in most jurisdictions and much cheaper than the real thing.

I smoked all my jooch last night and heard a rainbow.

by le1ca July 7, 2010

fezzy joonz

An incredibly masculine and unattractive female with quite the attitude. Fezy joonz are also known for their incredible ability to dress scantily and reveal their hermaphroditic bodies without hesitation. This, paired with the iq deficiency makes most fezzy joonz total retards incapable of basic thought processes, allowing them to come up with terrible lies or excuses. With a rancid odor similar to armpit with a power level over 9000 mixed with the stench of death and a lack of overall hygiene, fezzy joonz are basically unappealing to all the human senses.

person1: i'm training for the tour de france :D
person2: wow you fucking retard, quit being such a fezzy joonz

by someonewhogivesashit April 24, 2010

joobow

A Jewish hobo. A Jew who spends all their time hoarding pennies but is still poor

That kid is such a joobow

by asatre January 13, 2010