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Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"
My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful
by mmswbngs September 9, 2022
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Jellyfishing

The act of two males scissoring which causes their testicles to mash together while the penises dangle freely, as would the tenticles of a jellyfish.
Hey bro, you wanna come over and maybe jam out to some Radiohead, grill some burgers, maybe do a little jellyfishing? Cool.
by Lady_mcdingus May 27, 2022
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jellyfish

it is a sex position
i like doing the jellyfish position with my wife
by hayitsme_sky May 24, 2021
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jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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Galax Jellyfish

A mythical fiddlers convention organism allegedly formed when gravity, poor drainage, and bad decisions unite the unholy remnants of a public park shower—hair and cum—into a translucent, floating menace. Frequently cited as the reason to never go barefoot, ever.
Avery said he fell in the shower this morning and that's why there's a galax jellyfish stuck in his ear ring
by Biglonghammer January 6, 2026
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Jellyfishing

Being racist, typically towards east Asians.
I've seen a lot more jellyfishing lately due to our government's conflicts with China.
by anonymous February 2, 2025
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