Jake 

People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.

Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!

Jake by big gay energy July 29, 2018

Jake 

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.

Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"

Jake by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018

Jake 

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

Jake by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018

Jake 

A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

Jake by John Donavan October 15, 2018

Jake 

a smug little bitch who has rich parents

Oh, that guy, that JAKE??? Yikes...

Jake by jimmmmmcock August 12, 2018

Jake 

An emo kid who likes everything Marylin Manson

Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it

Jake by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 1, 2018

Jake 

Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.

"Oh shit that peng unit over there must be called Jake".

Jake by Brightonunit December 24, 2018