Jag

A jerk or a butthole >:(

It’s a nicer way of saying curse words.

Yeah, Hector is such a jag.

by jenny1636 December 14, 2020

JAG

the best soundcloud rapper ever

“what are you listening to?”
“jag”
“das lit”

by mjag April 30, 2023

JAGS

A school in south London for prestige bitches. You may find the odd nice one but they are very rare. Most jags girls think they’re really fit but usually their eyebrow shades are darker than anything you’ve ever seen before. The population of the school is literally made up of lesbians so if u want a gay child send them to jags.

“Are you sending little Becky to jags?”
“Yh I think it would be good for her, the academics are great!”
“Ur daughter gay fam”

by Sweatybollocks69 October 30, 2018

Jag

Wisconsin term used to describe an unknown amount of material.

That's a hell of a jag of firewood you got!

by Deesnuts699696969 March 26, 2022

Jag Boy

The most fly members of society who dwell in the high life and cruise with the engine of a jag purring under their hoods. Every member owns a Jag Boy Card.

A pimp named Slickback: What's going on Jag Boy

by The Lion Xolani March 29, 2018

polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016

Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 06, 2021