polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016

Jagged

(Pronounced with one syllable). Jagged is a verb meaning to mess something up. Mainly used in basketball for missing a shot, but can be used various ways.

1.) After missing three shots in a row on the basketball court, John missed another shot. John's friend Allen on the sideline starts laughing and says, "Damn bruh you jagged again?!"

2.) Becky was going for John and John was too drunk to pick up on her obvious cues to take her home. Allen says to John the next day, "Please tell me Becky threw you the neck bruh?!" John shakes his head no and states that he was too lit and passed out. Allen says, " Damn bruh you jaggin' on and off the court. What's goin on bruh?"

by 309Slime August 13, 2023

Jag

The most-pogi individual.

You are a Jag!

by Giaccobe November 23, 2021

Jag

gay

ur such a jag

by rapgod1234 October 22, 2020

jag

Really frickin cool.

"Yo, dats jag (really cool) asl."

"Nawl, u jagged (popped off in a really cool way) fr."

"HOLY BALLSACK YOURE JAGGER (a really cool person has aura)!!"

by JAGGEDUP April 29, 2025

jag

A lag in publishing urban definitions on urbandictionary.com

tinysnowflake to deathtotakemysoul: Urban dictionary is jagging right now, its a pain in the ass...

by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010

Jag Jet

Jag Jet is when you go to the toilet after drinking too much Jagermeister and have a Jet stream of Jager Poop come out your anus.

My god terry, I had far too much Jager last night. The jag jet i got this morning was catastrophic.

by condorman1 September 24, 2010