3 definitions by 309Slime
(Pronounced with one syllable). Jagged is a verb meaning to mess something up. Mainly used in basketball for missing a shot, but can be used various ways.
1.) After missing three shots in a row on the basketball court, John missed another shot. John's friend Allen on the sideline starts laughing and says, "Damn bruh you jagged again?!"
2.) Becky was going for John and John was too drunk to pick up on her obvious cues to take her home. Allen says to John the next day, "Please tell me Becky threw you the neck bruh?!" John shakes his head no and states that he was too lit and passed out. Allen says, " Damn bruh you jaggin' on and off the court. What's goin on bruh?"
2.) Becky was going for John and John was too drunk to pick up on her obvious cues to take her home. Allen says to John the next day, "Please tell me Becky threw you the neck bruh?!" John shakes his head no and states that he was too lit and passed out. Allen says, " Damn bruh you jaggin' on and off the court. What's goin on bruh?"
by 309Slime August 13, 2023
Gag is a noun that originated in Peoria, IL. It means that something is funny and is always used as so: "____ (is) a gag" or most commonly, "You a gag bruh." "You a gag bruh" is mainly used as meaning one is funny, but can also be used sarcastically when someone is disappointed with someone.
(Common version) John told Allen how he accidentally called his girlfriend the wrong name. Allen laughed and said, "You a gag bruh".
(Disappointed/sarcastic version): John lost the money he was suppose to bring to Allen. When John tells Allen his over exaggerated sob story of how he lost the money, Allen angrily says, "You a fuckin gag bruh!"
(Disappointed/sarcastic version): John lost the money he was suppose to bring to Allen. When John tells Allen his over exaggerated sob story of how he lost the money, Allen angrily says, "You a fuckin gag bruh!"
by 309Slime August 13, 2023