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lobster head

"you had to fuck that lobster head-ass nigga...i should have slapped you...but the god said CHIIILL..."
by mister ill May 9, 2003
mugGet the lobster headmug.

lobster fest

a group of sunburnt people at the beach, park etc
guy 1:"Whoa look at them! Its a freakin lobster fest!"
guy 2:"Yeah, they are little on the crispy side"
by AJAX09 May 26, 2009
mugGet the lobster festmug.

chutney lobster

When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster
Rupert was quite appalled at turning Mary on with anal beads when he pulled out a chutney lobster
by Loopydave October 18, 2018
mugGet the chutney lobstermug.

Lobster Cream

The clear ooze the erupts from a pimple directly after the puss comes out of it.
Billy Bob: Yo Wilbur, saw you gettin' a BJ from Wilma behind the pigly wigly yesterday, but why'd you run off crying right in the middle of it?
Wilbur: When she was goin down on my 1 inch vienna her face rubbed up against my ball from and one of her pimples popped all over it. The lobster cream got all in my shit and I had to run home and wash it out.

Billy Bob: She's pregnant......
by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013
mugGet the Lobster Creammug.

Mud Lobster

Name given to the size of a dump that is partially down the toliet but also looks like it is trying to crawl out of the bowl.
Man, did you guys see the Mud Lobster someone left in the first stall at work today.
by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013
mugGet the Mud Lobstermug.

Lung lobster

The thing you get from smoking expensive cigarettes.
- You think you are safe if you smoke this shit just because it's expensive?!
- Well, most certainly this is superior quality tobacco, and indeed I have smaller chances of getting lung cancer...
- Dude, you won't get a lung cancer, you'll get a lung lobster from this shit!!!
by doctorB-vukajlija August 25, 2010
mugGet the Lung lobstermug.

lobstered-up

When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.
We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.
by Shawneee! March 16, 2009
mugGet the lobstered-upmug.

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