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intelligence

The ability to think, reason, and understand instead of doing things automatically or by instinct
Her intelligence blew everyone away during the debate; she didn’t just regurgitate facts but actually thought critically about the issues at hand.
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
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Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.
"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"
by call your father October 26, 2025
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Artist Intelligence

The tongue-in-cheek backronym for AI, referring to the phenomenon where AI is replacing human artists in creating read: generating images
With all this talk about Artist Intelligence, it feels like every time I turn around, a new AI is taking over the art world—what's next, robots designing our tattoos?
by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025
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Artificially Intelligent

Someone who uses Chat GPT to produce all their work and think this makes them the smartest person in the building.
Steve is so artificially intelligent. This report he wrote is full of made up bullshit but he says it can't be wrong because Chat GPT wrote it.
by Sledgehammer147 December 2, 2025
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Intelligent People

"You see, intelligent people think that their intelligence matters but really all that matters is your ability to get people to lie for me and my religion to hide my shame" ~ Dr. JeepJorp
Iam "Wait. Was Dr. JeepJorp here earlier?"

Hym "Yeah, uh, he did the public service announcement. Explaining the anti-theft protocol."

Iam "What!? Where was I!?"

Hym 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. YOU KNOW I can't see while you're not doing the sonar, right? Like it's a problem for you to not be doing that actively right now."

Iam "Shoot. See, that's the problem with the sonar. I am missing all the good stuff while I'm doing that and, now look, I missed Dr. JeepJorp. This lame."

Hym "I'm fully aware of how 'lame'it is but I also need to see. Soooo....."

Iam 😑 "............ Boong.... Boong.... Boong..."

Hym "There it is. Sweet sweet vision... Kind of... *sigh* that's the good stuff. Alright. What were we talking about? Intelligent people?"
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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Clarkificial Intelligence

Whenever your knowledge of whatever topic your friend group is speaking of is so off it doesent sound AI but barely sounds real
Dude did you see Dylan use his clarkificial intelligence
by Leshaun Dinglenutt III January 9, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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