Her intelligence blew everyone away during the debate; she didn’t just regurgitate facts but actually thought critically about the issues at hand.
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Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.
Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.
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With all this talk about Artist Intelligence, it feels like every time I turn around, a new AI is taking over the art world—what's next, robots designing our tattoos?
by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025
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Steve is so artificially intelligent. This report he wrote is full of made up bullshit but he says it can't be wrong because Chat GPT wrote it.
by Sledgehammer147 December 2, 2025
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