dick struggles

When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.

Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?

Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!

by dboys194 May 6, 2016

Struggle Flexing

When two people talk about how hard their lives were and constantly trying to one up the other in how much of a struggle their life has been.

Yo I was listening to these two people struggle flexing on the bus ride home the other day.

by Philosophic2311 April 5, 2021

Struggle Juice

When you mix up the last little bits of different vape juices because you don't have enough for a full tank. Known for its terrible taste and budget friendly appeal, may also be the best flavor you have ever had.

"Yeah bruh, I'm in between paychecks so I made some Struggle Juice to hold me over until I can restock"
"Jesus Christ what is in that vape? It tastes like death farted in my mouth?" "Yep, that's Struggle Juice mane"

by ElFistoRoboto August 15, 2019

National Struggle Day

National Struggle Day is a day that lies on June 4th representing struggle accounts on Twitter

June 4th is National Struggle Day

by GraceyXx June 4, 2021

Struggle Mug

Struggle Mug:

The impenetrable face made when everything since opening your eyes has gone wrong AF.

Please ignore my struggle mug, it’s been a frightfully difficult morning (sigh).

by Juls_JustUnderLennysShoe June 20, 2024

green bubble struggle

A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.

In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”

Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.

by Hyfin Ampersanderson March 30, 2024

Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024