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Taking a tub

When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.
"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"
by Rick Forrester October 18, 2012
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Tub of Tubbies

The fattest person in the world. Of all the fat people in the world, he/she is king.
There goes a Tub of Tubbies, just finished off the whole $1 menu.
by unsonny January 10, 2006
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fill the tub

Verb ; act of inserting you erect penis into your partners anus and becoming flacid. Once relaxed, urinating into your parter.
"So glad you made dinner tonight, can't wait for you to fill the tub for me later."
by Homewrecking Horsecock August 13, 2017
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Dogs In The Tub

When, durring intercourse, A man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other.

Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
Dude, that chick's a ho, I put dogs in the tub. Super Loose
by JLExperience October 9, 2008
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Tub Boy

see jack handey
by jack's brother September 7, 2003
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tub of lad

a group chat that is very entertaining with drama, football and comedy the group chat is well known for the football club witch is named tub of lad fc they have big names such as dodd dada and welch
did you see what happened in tub of lad ?
by tub of lad member December 18, 2022
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spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath
No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.
by Mawsforce January 4, 2011
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