A terrifying psychological illness where the patient is worried that he/she is unbearably attractive, and will go to pathological lengths to remedy this unhappy state of affairs.
Hello there. I have a disease. I suffer from IMPERFLICTION. Every day I wake up worrying myself stupid(er) that im horribly attractive and that everyone likes me. I do so want to look butt fugly like everyone else. I've done everything to try and counter this terrible illness e.g. mercilessly sandpapered my ricky for hours, pressed red-hot steam irons onto it, immersed it in basins of sulphuric acid, but to no avail. I'm still hideously attractive - ohhhh pauvre moi, pauvre moi *sob...sob*
by vaiz December 14, 2008
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There is nothing wrong with imperialism, and the anti imperialists are themselves imperialistic.
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There is nothing wrong with imperialism, and the anti imperialists are themselves imperialistic.
We aint sucking no cock
I am an imperialist and you are gay
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Dave: Do you see that couple over there? She's enormous and he's thin as a rail.
Bob: Yeah, I always feel bad for guys in an improper fraction.
Bob: Yeah, I always feel bad for guys in an improper fraction.
by maf54 May 5, 2010
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1) expansion of the United States military and the power of the military to strike down its enemies without beaurecratic bickering slowing down the process to the point of limited success or failure.
2) establishment of a military oligarchy, run by a competent, educated, decisive overlord ("commander-in-chief")
3) the right to forcefully eliminate opposition demostrations, as they are 95% of the time clueless and corrupted by the evil's of a materialistic society and are "informed" on world events via 'The Daily Show' and 'MTV "news"'.
4) a theoretical American governmental system that could very well bring about world peace under the wings of the great imperial eagle.
1) expansion of the United States military and the power of the military to strike down its enemies without beaurecratic bickering slowing down the process to the point of limited success or failure.
2) establishment of a military oligarchy, run by a competent, educated, decisive overlord ("commander-in-chief")
3) the right to forcefully eliminate opposition demostrations, as they are 95% of the time clueless and corrupted by the evil's of a materialistic society and are "informed" on world events via 'The Daily Show' and 'MTV "news"'.
4) a theoretical American governmental system that could very well bring about world peace under the wings of the great imperial eagle.
Guy #1: dude, the Imperium Party would have me killed if it actually existed.
Guy #2: the way things are going, it WILL exist in some form within a few decades.
Guy #2: the way things are going, it WILL exist in some form within a few decades.
by jeffersonaeius September 8, 2006
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A sexual maneuver in which person A sticks their big toe up person B's anus.
Simulates the feeling one gets when they step into the Imperial Palace Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.
Sometimes shortened to IP.
A sexual maneuver in which person A sticks their big toe up person B's anus.
Simulates the feeling one gets when they step into the Imperial Palace Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.
Sometimes shortened to IP.
Dude A: Man, I got totally wasted last night, ended up going home with a tranny hooker. The worst part is that she Imperial Palace'd me...
Dude B: That sucks man...
Dude B: That sucks man...
by idib March 17, 2011
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by smcs March 4, 2011
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