Apple Minutes

A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.

While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.

by Wilsomatic March 31, 2008

butterball minute

About an hour and a half.

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute.

Brad : That doesn't mean anything.

by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008

illest minute

expression meaning "The longest time"

"Dawg, you went to that summer camp for the illest minute!"

by Zomar September 6, 2005

meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute

Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"

by stove2590 July 6, 2016

fly minute

An especially long period of time; too long. Probably derived from the expression "cool minute."

Hey bro, haven't seen you in a fly minute!

I just saw Katie, I haven't seen her in a fly minute.

by spitwell December 30, 2009

minute 16

That moment when your fifteen minutes of fame are up but you're still trying hard to hold on to it.

That reality show star is on minute 16.

by ccxxii April 8, 2017

plank minute

A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.

Bill: Bro, chemistry felt so long today.
Mike: Yeah man, it was a whole-ass plank minute.

by Kick ass high hive January 27, 2020